- i don't even know why i started a blog. i'm not interesting, i don't tell funny stories, and no one even cares enough to read this crap about my whiny whiny life anyway.

- still haven't started the french project. my analysis: i suck.

- well, i'll leave so that i stop making my self look like a giant annoying loser. i hope 2004 is a good year for everyone. (by everyone, i mean me)

- my goodness, it's been eight days since i was last here. i bet you're all suffering from lack-of-heather syndrome. i.e. you're leading normal lives and are happily oblivious.

- i can basically promise you that i'll be here more often in the next week or so, though, because i go back to school after that and i have a giant french project due that i haven't started yet so i'll definitely need a medium through which to procrastinate (did that work, or was i just trying too hard to sound impressive?)

- comes the echo from my mind [nobody cares. just shut up and go to bed. santa's coming]

- oh, very well. merry christmas (a non-denominational christmas, that is) to all, and to all a good night. (if you don't celebrate christmas, happy holidays or... i don't know... yay life. if it's not night, you just didn't luck out my friend, sorry)

- go to google
type in "miserable failure"
and hit the i'm feeling lucky button.

- tee hee

- my computer crashed.

- don't worry, i got a new one. i conquered the no-msn gods. i win.

- i am alive again.

- ever wonder why the things you want most are the things you won't get?

- for example, i really would like some sleep just about now; it's not gonna happen.

- i rest my case.