- welcome to my first ever blog! i am heather... also known as heatha and spammy. umm... that's all. i'd like that say a special thanks to vicky for inspiring me to blog, for he is amazing. (p.s. he has a girl's name) - i am currently supposed to be studying for a unit test tomorrow... which is why i am here. i am a professional procrastinator, after all. but i'm only going to put it off for so long, because i am also a professional nerd. therefore i will leave now, and be back later (i'm sure you are looking forward to it).