- if you are having problems staying alert, help may be on its way. recent studies (conducted by one person - on herself) show that lack of sleep (approx. 3 hours) may result in a vivacious and snazzy next day.

- caution - although rare, side effects may include: nausea, headache, indigestion, vomiting, sinus pain, large bumps in random places, time spans of lack of sleep catching up on you, spasms, strong desire for caffeine, hunger pangs, bladder problems, lapses of insanity, and possible heart attack.

- lack of sleep isn't right for you if you... are pregnant, nursing, have heart conditions, have chronic bladder problems, have the flu, have red, blonde, brown, or black hair, are under twelve feet tall, or are in any way NORMAL.