keep on thuggin'

- i would like to present you with a scenario.

- first, imagine that you're me and that you work at toys r us. good. now, one day, your given task is to get boxes out of the back, open them, and put the stuff inside of them onto shelves. to do so, i'm sure you can imagine yourself using a flatcart, a ladder, and a very handy, very portable, very shiny box cutter.

- now imagine that you store the box cutter in your back pocket for convenience sake. good. let a couple of hours go by. you forget about the box cutter and you go home and you take off your pants.

- the next day, your mother decides to go through your pants, and finds the box cutter. imagine really hard: what does she say to you?

"heather, are you in a gang?"