- i would like to mention here that I am adding Strong Bad to my list of people for me to marry, for he is sexy.

- the other day, i got to thinking, and i was wondering if anyone else has noticed that band-aids make the world a better place. really? every scrape, skinned knee, paper cut, etc. feels better when there are band-aids involved. they're such a security blanket.

- survey says: neon green band-aids are as good as it gets.

- since exams are so close (for me anyway), i would like to supply all dedicated procrastinators with a way to kill five minutes: the virtual stapler.