- for reasons unbeknownst to me, i wrote down a whole bunch of random words and their meanings in a notebook a long time ago... i just found it. yay! are you ready for this jelly? here:

granivorous:
who eats grains

mycophile:
who likes mushrooms (hehe i'm a granivorous mycophile)

uxorious:
excessively or submissively fond of a wife(i want one)

grimalkin:
spiteful old woman

ullage:
amount by which a bottle falls short of being full

uxeous:
resembling a grape

allantoid:
sausage shaped(impress your loved ones with this one at the breakfast table... "my, this sausage
is rather allantoid"...)

rigmarole:
rambling meaningless talk

waffle:
wordy nonsense(i guess that makes my blog waffly rigmarole)


- well, kids, that's all for now. but stay tuned; we will be doing a continuation of our series "how to get rid of any readers your blog might possible have," so don't forget to keep watching