Thursday, February 5, 2004

- you know how "danger is my middle name" is supposed to be kind of a pick up line? well, it would turn me right off (not that anyone would try to pick me up, anyway). call me old fashioned [you're old fashioned], but to me danger is... uhh... dangerous. driving really fast, fighting, burning - all examples of things that are apparently thrilling.

- well, excuse me for being the ostrich, but please allow me to stick my head in the ground. i don't want to see danger, to hear it, to smell it, to perceive it in any way. it's just scary aah-ness.

- so, john "danger" smith, i'd much prefer it if your middle name was melvin.